I’m imitating the old NBC show, F*R*I*E*N*S*S with my post titles. I’m a TV addict, what can I say? That and I miss the series for some reason… maybe it was the story that Renee O’Connor once told at a convention where she said being in New Zealand made her miss out on the whole FRIENDS thing… not sure if that was a compliment or not.
But anyways. This weekend is the not-so final Xena convention in Burbank, California. I’ve been to three conventions in the Southern California area. It’s no-so final because Creation Entertainment had a change of heart and decided that it was best not to end the convention. I think it was the thought of having nearly 1,000 Xenites crushing you with cries of disappointment that made them change their mind. Xenites can be very persuasive you know. Even when they’re not cosplaying.
Getting back on topic, you know it’s a Xena convention weekend when the forums and mailing lists (yes, they still exist) come to a grinding stop. I feel like I’m talking to myself on my Xena board. Nearly 65 members (that’s like like 3/4 of the semi-daily posters on the board) are off at the Xena convention this weekend.
But the fact that I’m not at the convention (and missing the awesomeness that exists at these things), I already know that while I’m missing a special moment. I can also effectively figure out the questions (asked a million times before) generally receive the same answers (a million times over). But there is the occasional awesome sound byte that rues the weekend.
This one came from Ted Raimi. Ted is known for being a great presence on stage at these things and he usually is one of more entertaining guests that you know never know what you’re going to get from him.
The audience wanted him to sing The Joxer the Mighty Song. (See clip at the end of this post). To which Ted lovingly responded: Fuck off.
Why is that such a awesome sound-byte? Because it is about the only time anyone can tell anyone to “fuck off” and make the audience erupt with laughter. Now that is what I call awesome.
(Sorry about the poor video quality. I wish people would learn to do videos without the episode audio…)
Joxer the Mighty song








